Comedy. BBC Scotland.
　　Burnistoun is a sketch show for BBC Scotland in which we meet the residents of a fictional Scottish town named Burnistoun.
　　Episode 1
　　First broadcast Monday 1 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland
　　Sketches include: Scott and Peter's buffet embarrassment, the horror of being a cat mind-reader, Jumpstyle Furnishings, single-policy candidate, DJ Jesus hits the decks, the saga of the 2 litre bottle of ginger, greasy radio "psychic"
　　Episode 2
　　First broadcast Monday 8 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland
　　Sketches include: singing sensation Wee Frank, "What's THIS I See?" extreme theatre experience, the Burnistoun Butcher at The Burnistoun Herald, Scott and Peter's Chinese takeaway, "Town Street" the true-to-life soap opera
　　Episode 3
　　First broadcast Monday 15 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland
　　Sketches include: Scott and Peter meet and greet, Alex Ciderson Warehouse, sniper, Jolly Boy John, hard hitting Scottish drama "The Drugs", Biscuity Boyle's sex lessons, helpline/sexline?, emergency Burnistoun Council meeting, a man's terrible dilemma on a bus, Kelly McGlade photoshoot, World's best quotes, a man home alone
　　Episode 4
　　First broadcast Monday 22 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland
　　Sketches include: nae rolls!, the trials of a man desperate to avoid a charity worker, Kelly and the Sloppy Seconds play a pub gig, prolific sperm donor, Walter takes over the ice-cream van, pints, The Burnistoun Herald's problematic new motto, Glasgow scout wars, Scott and Peter's big night in.
　　Episode 5
　　First broadcast Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland
　　Sketches include: Google Doctor, Kelly McGlade at The Burnistoun Herald, the world's worst salesman, Superhero talk, Sarcasmaholics Anonymous, chatting up 18 year olds, gangster talk in the pub, The Burnistoun Herald goes digital.
　　Episode 6
　　First Broadcast Monday 5 April 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland
　　Sketches include: Debating Burnistoun MSPs, Ladies' Night at the pub, Polly bag fashion parade, Kelly McGlade goes solo, Acceptable patter.